About Scotty’s Roadkill Cuisine
You wonderin’ who and where we are?
So folks, you’re wonderin’ where we are located so you can come and dine out. Well, we are sorry to disappoint you, but we are not an actual restaurant. First of all, the collection and consuming or selling of Roadkill is actually and unfortunately illegal in the great state of Texas, where we call home. That’s right folks, this is all meant to be nothin’ but a little harmless, yet dark fun for your enjoyment and the amusement of our web designer. So, all you animal rights folks out there can simmer’ down and know that no animals were harmed in the makin’ of this here website; nor have we or would we purposely run over any critters.
Who We Are
Scotty’s Roadkill Cuisine (scottysroadkill.com) is a slightly dark humor site dedicated to roadkill that has been running since 2009. We do not sell anything, and we do not advertise any products for payment from companies anywhere on this site. We currently make no money off of this site.
Technical information
Web Management: Well, that there would be Scotty himself.
Domain Registry: GoDaddy
Site Hosting: HostGator
Web Builder: WordPress
Contacting Us
Now, if you really feel the need to contact us, you may do so by scrollin’ all the way down to the bottom of this here page, which is below our Privacy Policy that we were obliged to add.
We do appreciate hearin’ from folks that found a broken link on our “Roadkill Education” page so that we may fix it or remove it, or if you found a link on that page that directs you to objectionable material (or rather more objectionable that what this site obviously intends), or redirects you somewhere it was not intended to. We also love suggestions for new links about roadkill education or trackin’. Of course, it is always heart-warmin’ just to hear that you found the “Roadkill Education” page useful or were amused, or appalled (bless your heart), by our site in general.
Privacy Policy
Comments/Contacting Us
The only way to currently comment or contact us is through our contact form. These forms are used in order to reply back to those that contact us. We only use your information to view your comment, possibly reply back to you, and we may post your comment on our site if we choose, however we do not share your personal information with any other party, outside the information collected by our host.
Our webhost, Hostgator.com, collects information from visitors for analytic purposes only. You may view their privacy policy by clicking here.
We use the free version Forminator by WPMU DEV as our forms plug-in. We do not believe that WPMU DEV stores any information of your form on their servers, but you may also view their privacy policy by clicking here.
Media
We do not collect any media from others at this time, but if we do some time in the future…than if you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.
Cookies
We are not aware of the use of any site cookies, because we do not have logins or users outside of our webmasters. However, if at some point this changes…
If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.
Who we share your data with
Our webhost, Hostgator.com, collects information from visitors for analytic purposes only. You may view their privacy policy by clicking here.
We use the free version Forminator by WPMU DEV as our forms plug-in. We do not believe that WPMU DEV stores any information of your form on their servers, but you may also view their privacy policy by clicking here.
We do not share your data with anyone else.
How long we retain your data
If you contact us using the contact form, the message may be retained indefinitely so we can recognize and reply to any follow-up contacts, but we may also delete old forms once in a while if we don’t feel the need to keep them any longer.
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, you can request to receive an emailed file of the personal data we hold about you/your account. You can request we delete your user account and all information, except any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.
Scotty’s Roadkill Cuisine Contact Form
As we stated above, please use this here contact form just to say hello; that we have broken, inappropriate, unintended redirected link; or to suggest a new roadkill education link.
Not to burst anyone’s bubble here, but please do not bother to contact us if you wish fer us to provide a link to yer own product to boost sales for any reason. We are not in the business of or have any interest in advertisin’ fer others on Scottysroadkill.com. Please also don’t go botherin’ us about usin’ yer services to build or maintain our site. It is this simplistic fer a reason. No need to go buggerin’ it up with fancy stuff.
Thank you.